Thursday, June 30, 2005

entry so lame, doesn't deserve a title

I bought the most comfy toe-flip flops last week. The only thing is, you have this piece of fabric between your Big Toe and Big Toe NeighboUr, and that's the only thing that's not comfy. While walking, I get these images in my head of the fabric slowly cutting its way through the skin, foot, up to my leg and that's when I stop thinking about it, rabidly shaking the flip flop off my foot and realizing the same thing can be said about thongs. Although they start where the flip flops stop.

Still, I will continue practicing the flip flop-wearing, because the foot bed is comfy and I have a lot of walking to do next month. So there.

The Princess' name is Alexia, by the way; named after her father. Not named after her father's grandfather's bastard (literally) secret (read: publicly secret) child. As our crownprince said, after being asked why he named his kid after his grandpa's bastard baby: "I know a lot of Alexia's who she is not named after."

2 Comments:

Blogger brmaer said...

Well, I know a lot of Commies who don't smell like rancid mooses. I, unfortunately, am not one of them.

Also, what's the difference between flip flops and thongs? Because you can't possibly be talking aobut the other thongs, what with all the talk of fabric slowly cutting it's way through skin and all.

7:19 AM

 
Blogger Jo Francis said...

Errrrrrrrrm...yes I was, actually. Crazy vocabulary-challenged italicizing moose-eaters. :P

9:39 AM

 

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